poopflow:

pros to kissing me

• ??????
• kissing????

cons to kissing me

• ur kissing me
• ???????

attackofthepartycannon:

bardofpizza:

I’d like to see this guy…

This guy…

This guy…

This girl…

And this guy…

All visit this place…

At the same time (but not as a group) after they’ve all had a particularly shitty day at work.

the entire planet would fucking explode in a matter of minutes from all the power of their anger and rage there would be no survivors I’m sure of it but it would be fucking hilarious

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

danielradcliffesgirlfriend:

fuckyeahprongs:

melody-of-the-sea:

I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set

the 2nd gif is just great

(Source: abandonedalyss)

askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

(Source: marauderspygmypuff)

brodinsons:

#I just laughed stupidly loud omg

(Source: v322321)

hazel-grace-margo-alaska:

ceidson:

campusbeefcake:

this is seriously the most random post on tumblr.

where the hell do you even find this many stock photos are aren’t even centered on the people in them?  

its like the photographer was drunk or something.

seriously why even make this post?

Someone needs to have the kid checked out. He’s just standing in the middle of the street staring into the sky. And why is that red-headed lady standing so far back on the escalator? Does she think that blonde has escalator cooties?

In the second photo there’s a man that’s looking at thin air. His face is super surprised, though. Why?

(Source: theperksofbeingatimelord)

deadly-day:

steampoweredotaku:

grayscale

gayscale

Gwen I am putting this on my finale exam in art

(Source: hotglue-otaku)

iammakingperfectsense:

hazzasgotalittlelou:

directioner-danosaur:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

David must have done this on purpose….

 

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

shesmorethanyouknow:

fromthemindofateenagewolf:

just-some-random-nobody:

shiplaughloveeveryday:

thorinoferebor:

pandaaaz:

stormtrooper2112:

pandaaaz:

I highly doubt all the people that liked/ reblogged this are vegan. 

I don’t need to be a vegan or vegetarian to be against animal cruelty. I don’t beat my meat before I eat it.

Actually, you do need to be vegan to be against animal cruelty. You don’t love animals if you’re not vegan. 

Wow, says who? You?

“You don’t love animals if you’re not vegan.” oh really?

Is this a joke?

Just fuck off.

excuse me .(before i say this i dont care what your lifestyle choise is just that you stop being an arse about it) just because you are a vegan does NOT mean you are better than anyone else! if (the unfertilised therefore containing no living animal) eggs are not taken away from the chickens they will rot and cause the chickens to get ill and will attract insects, if cows are not milked enough then their udders start to ache and they get ill. almost all slaughterhouses kill their animals as painlessly as they can and i realise not all do so and that is cruelty . but don’t go around thinking that people who eat meat or eat dairy products are going around kicking every animal they see. just because you eat meat doesn’t make you a cruel person and just because you are a vegan doesn’t make you some wonderful superhuman so shut the fuck up about how wonderful you all are because you don’t eat animal byproducts

also, as a surprising little note, some people just don’t have the financial resources to go vegan. and others literally cannot do so because their digestive system just can’t handle it.

So before you go and tell people they’re horrible for not being vegan, think about this for a second, then just don’t say anything, cause you don’t know their situation.

meenah-and-the-diamonds:

im cry

Hello! I’m doing a giveaway just to give some love back to all my cutie followers ♥

The Giveaway:

•  Fujifilm White Hello Kitty Instax Mini 25 + 50 film (new)
•  Fujifilm Black Instax 210 + 50 film (new)

Guidelines:

1. Reblog as much as you want, don’t spam your followers (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
2. Likes don’t count
3. (╯°□°)╯︵ sƃolq ʎɐʍɐəʌıƃ
4. You don’t have to follow me but I’d really appreciate you look at my blog, since it is for my followers
5. I will ship internationally
6. Your ask box has to be open on the end date so I can contact you if you win
7. There will be 2 winners and the one that responds first will have first preference 
8. If the winners don’t respond within a week, I will pick new ones
9. The giveaway ends June 1st

Good luck everyone  \(✿◕‿◕)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

llamaloveszombie:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

• LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
• ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
• LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
• ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
• LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
• ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Yes, they’re cuter. But, look at that fucking llama. He may not be ADORABLEASDFGHJKL, but he is one regal looking motherfucker.